Overview
Joan's procrastination puts her job in jeopardy when she doesn't act quickly enough toward securing donations for a charity auction, which she has agreed to arrange for her boss. She turns to Toni to use her connections to the area's finer merchants to bring in an item that can help Joan meet the auction's $60,000 goal. However, Toni forgets to help Joan because she is obsessed with tracking down her ""best friend,"" supermodel Beverly Johnson (with whom she has never actually had any contact). Joan launches into a verbal tirade about Toni, which she overhears. Toni accuses her friends of being ""jealous, ugly bitches"" and continues on her quest to meet Beverly Johnson. She eventually meets Beverly, who is perplexed by her claims that they are soulmates and mistakes Toni for a schizophrenic. Toni reluctantly sees a therapist, where she initially raves about her life, but soon breaks down and admits that she fears no one would miss her if she died. Meanwhile, William seeks revenge a
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4 - 1Some Enchanted Evening September 15, 2003
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4 - 2If It's Broke, Fix It September 22, 2003
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4 - 3Snoop, There It Is September 29, 2003
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4 - 4You Ain't Gotta Go Home but...You Know the Rest October 06, 2003
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4 - 5Hopelessly Devoted to Two October 13, 2003
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4 - 6Inherit the Lynn October 20, 2003
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4 - 7And Baby Makes Four November 03, 2003
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4 - 8Viva Las Vegas November 10, 2003
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4 - 9Between Brock and a Hard Place November 17, 2003
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4 - 10Don't You Want Me Baby? November 24, 2003
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4 - 11Merry Ex-mas December 15, 2003
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4 - 12Prophet and Loss January 12, 2004
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4 - 13Comedy of Eros February 09, 2004
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4 - 14Leggo My Ego February 16, 2004
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4 - 15Good Catch or Bad Hop? February 23, 2004
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4 - 16On the Couch March 01, 2004
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4 - 17Love, Peace and Hair Grease March 29, 2004
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4 - 18Wieners and Losers April 12, 2004
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4 - 19He Loves Her, He Loves Me Not April 26, 2004
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4 - 20A Partnerless Partner May 03, 2004
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4 - 21Just the Three of Us May 10, 2004
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4 - 22Love Thy Neighbor May 17, 2004
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4 - 23New York Bound May 24, 2004
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4 - 24New York Unbound May 24, 2004